Lawrence Job

'zing.

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 23:16:18 GMT

'zing.

#iheardchucknorris is a Jonas fangirl. In private, of course.

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 22:09:06 GMT

#iheardchucknorris is a Jonas fangirl. In private, of course.

Receiving A-Level results tomorrow. Dreading.

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 22:04:31 GMT

Receiving A-Level results tomorrow. Dreading.

The only time you'll ever see me wearing a flower in my hair and 60s glasses:...

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 22:57:21 GMT

The only time you'll ever see me wearing a flower in my hair and 60s glasses: dailybooth.com/... #yeahbaby. #booth.

#DailyBooth: 'Through the decades.' (Oh dear god.) dailybooth.com/...

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 20:59:56 GMT

#DailyBooth: 'Through the decades.' (Oh dear god.) dailybooth.com/...

Dyyyyyyiiiiinngggg. Can't believe one person can taalk so sslloowwwwwly.

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 16:01:37 GMT

Dyyyyyyiiiiinngggg. Can't believe one person can taalk so sslloowwwwwly.

No, on reflection, I prefer the word 'promptly'.

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 10:47:32 GMT

No, on reflection, I prefer the word 'promptly'.

Only Justyn could pour crisps down himself and groan "oargh, Wotsits everywhe...

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 10:46:32 GMT

Only Justyn could pour crisps down himself and groan "oargh, Wotsits everywhere" before quickly returning to his crisps. Awesome.

"just a doll for a girl who is cruel ... with a pin." --

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 23:39:54 GMT

"just a doll for a girl who is cruel ... with a pin." --

Managed to contract a headache that can only be compared to a side-on impact ...

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 22:10:15 GMT

Managed to contract a headache that can only be compared to a side-on impact from an articulated goods vehicle. Off to bed.

RT @Minish: Just got $50. My sister won't be knowing that.

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 22:06:02 GMT

RT @Minish: Just got $50. My sister won't be knowing that.

Just got in from seeing @ellistweets in Subway. Definitely going to become a ...

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 21:10:34 GMT

Just got in from seeing @ellistweets in Subway. Definitely going to become a regular event. Thank you. :)

The last few tweets probably need a lot of explaining.

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 20:48:46 GMT

The last few tweets probably need a lot of explaining.

'I am a left-wing intellectual bohemian and I've never had a sexual experienc...

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 11:58:36 GMT

'I am a left-wing intellectual bohemian and I've never had a sexual experience with a banana.' -- Andrew Woods; 2010.

'You sit and you stare and you wait and you wonder; you think "maybe it's me ...

Sun, 07 Mar 2010 22:54:39 GMT

'You sit and you stare and you wait and you wonder; you think "maybe it's me and I'm being a fool."' --

Argh. People annoy me. A lot.

Sun, 07 Mar 2010 22:54:16 GMT

Argh. People annoy me. A lot.

#iBlockedYouBecause I thought you gave a shit, and when I found out you didn'...

Sun, 07 Mar 2010 22:54:05 GMT

#iBlockedYouBecause I thought you gave a shit, and when I found out you didn't, I couldn't talk to you any more.

#iBlockedYouBecause you so much as mentioned Twilight or the Jonas Brothers.

Sun, 07 Mar 2010 22:53:38 GMT

#iBlockedYouBecause you so much as mentioned Twilight or the Jonas Brothers.

One #Facebook status and every socially-awkward geek I know decided to commen...

Sun, 07 Mar 2010 20:49:50 GMT

One #Facebook status and every socially-awkward geek I know decided to comment. The discussion went from shaving genitals to hyper-cubes.

Love people's reactions to me using 'spiffing' as part of a sentence. Not exa...

Sun, 07 Mar 2010 19:54:22 GMT

Love people's reactions to me using 'spiffing' as part of a sentence. Not exactly unleashing controversy upon our language. "Did he just..?"

Just earned a contract that'll pay for (I calculate) 15 #OrangeWednesdays. Or...

Sun, 07 Mar 2010 19:47:09 GMT

Just earned a contract that'll pay for (I calculate) 15 #OrangeWednesdays. Or, 8 with #PizzaHut #HappyHours.

Decided on Interactive Media as a fifth AS at BHASVIC next year during my A2s...

Sun, 07 Mar 2010 19:28:25 GMT

Decided on Interactive Media as a fifth AS at BHASVIC next year during my A2s to prove a point.

Dear God no. Just found out I've got an (M1) exam through P3 tomorrow. I valu...

Sun, 07 Mar 2010 19:27:00 GMT

Dear God no. Just found out I've got an (M1) exam through P3 tomorrow. I value that free. :(

Cycling with @JoeShanahan. A truly wonderful friend.

Sun, 07 Mar 2010 16:17:30 GMT

Cycling with @JoeShanahan. A truly wonderful friend.

RT @tremendousnews: 7 Ways To Get More Followers Nobody Will Ever Tell You. ...

Sun, 07 Mar 2010 14:48:13 GMT

RT @tremendousnews: 7 Ways To Get More Followers Nobody Will Ever Tell You. tremendousnews.com/...

Oh dear. I seem to be compulsively #hash-tagging everything.

Sun, 07 Mar 2010 12:21:14 GMT

Oh dear. I seem to be compulsively #hash-tagging everything.

A group of us are going to go see Alice in Wonderland in 3D on Wednesday. You...

Sun, 07 Mar 2010 12:19:23 GMT

A group of us are going to go see Alice in Wonderland in 3D on Wednesday. You in? #brighton #odeon #orangewednesdays

Change of plan. Off to #Brighton now. Text or @reply if you'd like to meet up.

Sat, 06 Mar 2010 13:00:32 GMT

Change of plan. Off to #Brighton now. Text or @reply if you'd like to meet up.

Deciding between backgrounds. Can I get your input? Click the 'β' to the righ...

Sat, 06 Mar 2010 12:19:03 GMT

Deciding between backgrounds. Can I get your input? Click the 'β' to the right of the logo. beta.gridfusions.com/...

#scorpio "Time is of the essence in love affs. If something must be said, do ...

Sat, 06 Mar 2010 12:18:33 GMT

#scorpio "Time is of the essence in love affs. If something must be said, do it sooner. Animals link to who knows what happened last night."

Really hope @ellistweets is right. If it wasn't for her advice, I'd be screwe...

Sat, 06 Mar 2010 12:13:47 GMT

Really hope @ellistweets is right. If it wasn't for her advice, I'd be screwed right now. Oh and I've decided Claire Petulengro hates me.

Then, I intend to shower and leave n'meet up with Louise in #Worthing. Text m...

Sat, 06 Mar 2010 11:48:18 GMT

Then, I intend to shower and leave n'meet up with Louise in #Worthing. Text me if you want to meet up.

Spending one more hour on @gridfusions w. loud music playing.

Sat, 06 Mar 2010 11:45:36 GMT

Spending one more hour on @gridfusions w. loud music playing.

RT @DoWhatITellYou: If there's no stapler, you may choose another item, but c...

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 23:18:31 GMT

RT @DoWhatITellYou: If there's no stapler, you may choose another item, but choose carefully. I don't know what could happen if you make ...

RT @DoWhatITellYou: Look under ur chair. Look behind u. Glance left +right. N...

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 23:18:03 GMT

RT @DoWhatITellYou: Look under ur chair. Look behind u. Glance left +right. Now whisper to ur stapler "I think we're alone now." Good.

Argh. Argh. Argh. Massive (Skins-based-)cringe. www.channel4.com/...

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 22:48:15 GMT

Argh. Argh. Argh. Massive (Skins-based-)cringe. www.channel4.com/...

Tunng's 'fucking fantastic' new album; available now on Spotify. '..And then...

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 20:52:10 GMT

Tunng's 'fucking fantastic' new album; available now on Spotify. '..And then we saw land.' open.spotify.com/...

I'm impressed with @frankmusik's Twitter transparency. Nice to see a celeb' w...

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 22:41:07 GMT

I'm impressed with @frankmusik's Twitter transparency. Nice to see a celeb' who cares what people think.

Either way, going to bed (particularly) early. Night.

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 22:23:07 GMT

Either way, going to bed (particularly) early. Night.

Feel a little better today. Started to eat a bit again.

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 22:22:54 GMT

Feel a little better today. Started to eat a bit again.